February 2012
See you guys after lent!
<3
Much love!
It kinda bothers me that people say they’re “married” to people on facebook when they’re not… Personally, I don’t think marriage is a joke; but we all know our facebook friends are born idiots.
When people trip and fall in a horror movie.
most-awkward-moments:
You:
Them:
me: i'm so over him
him: hi
me: kidding
whoreismzz:
please put some lotion on before taking dirty pictures
this has been a public service announcement.
Never go on Tumblr when you're dying to smoke or...
sizzurpandblunts:
Because all you’ll see is
and
and
Don’t make the same mistake I did.
So much accuracy.
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
